I really like puppies
I need to get laid ..
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
if you go, i’d surely die
yea i have a real girlfriend. her names… mysterious. mysterious blood pyramid. she goes to a different school
ok but consider this
1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
2. wash your ass
3. get a plant
4. listen to smooth jazz
6. keep chillin
7. dont ever stop chillin
I want a boyfriend ;_;
PRO TIP: watching “how it’s made” is SUCH a good way to combat an anxiety attack! There’s soothing music, a soothing narrator who’s intonation never changes (narrators never yell or change their speaking pace), it’s engaging enough to keep you occupied but doesn’t force you to think too hard!
also sometimes the narrator makes bad puns